AKA The Spank Bank **
We read a lot of books. Our brains have taken to casting real people, because it’s way more fun to read when you can put a face and a voice to it. Here are some of our favorite go-to’s. You’re welcome.
Good for: MMA fighters/guys who brawl. Ex Seals. Ex Cons. Bodyguards. Tattooed dreamboats. My boyfriend.
BOOM. I’m pregnant.
Good for: Football players. Bad boys from the wrong side of the tracks. Guys with Abs. Anyone like Tim Riggins in Friday Night Lights.
Bonus: He also works with tattoos and a buzz cut.
Good for: Dark Haired Guys. Underwear Models.
What were we talking about again?
Good for: Beta Boys. Best friend turned lover. Bar hook-up who is actually a nice single dad. Guys with ginger beards. Guys who wear pea coats well.
Good for: Smoldering guy with giant D. Grown-up bad boys. Billionaires. Your friend’s ex-boyfriend who you can’t stop hooking-up with.
Also, that shame gif tho. NSFW
Good For: Dashing dukes in historicals. Older business men with so much swagger. Hot smoldering moody gents.
I watch the last five minutes of North and South on youtube when I’m having a rough day
Good For: All bikers and tough guys. Guys with perfect asses.
Good For: Your brother’s hot, funny best friend you hook up with in your childhood bedroom during Thanksgiving dinner. Nice guys with British accents. High school teachers.
** We are aware that objectification of men as sexual objects is a double standard and against our feminist life stance. If you can not support this hypocrisy please accept these pictures of kittens as an apology.