Kirk Cameron and the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick, by Mandy De Sandra

kirk crocoduck

Grade: D

Doing it at: 78%

Catnip: I don’t know what to write here, Is any of this anyone’s actual catnip? I fecking hope not.

Shame Scale: Red hot burning shame tinged with laughing until we cry a little.

Fantasy Cast:  Kirk Cameron, A Jesus statue made of cheeses, and a Crocoduck (of course)

What do we taste like?: Various cheeses

Book Description:

Kirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains. A 7,500 word novellete of hot gay orgy action, involving crockoducks, sexy holy cheese, Chaos Magick, oral sex, anal, clone 69ing, and Stigmata hand sex.

Cleone: This novelette was brought to our attention via tweet and we knew there was no way that we could avoid reading it, I mean look at that title, you guys. Plus its tiny, it took me under a half hour to read it and I was laughing the entire time. Paperback Purist bit the bullet and read it first, and then so did her husband. Mr. PP is a good sport.

Paperback Purist: After Mr. PP watched me near piss myself for half an hour while I read, he just silently held his hand out for the Kindle. It was difficult to wait while he read. My brain was still cracking up.

C: The premise for Kirk and the Crocoduck is a simple tale as old as time, boys parents don’t approve of his homosexuality, boys parents decide to send him to Kirk Cameron’s pray away the gay camp, boy decides to use chaos sex magic and bring a crocoduck to life to destroy Kirk Cameron with sex. If I’ve read this trope once I’ve read it a 1000 times.

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