Here are some more of our favorites. Our present to you.
Gael Garcia Bernal
Good for: Threesomes. Boys with dreamy eyes. Boys with dreamy accents. Boys with dreamy abs. Boys who are dreamy.
Good for: Gingers. Hot doctors. Smoldering dads. Criminally nice guys who date jerk girls. Men who look sexy in kilts.
Good for: Lawmen. Cowboys. Stoic Southern men. Boys who look better in blue jeans than you do. Guys who bang in the back of pickup trucks.
Pratt is like the human version of a golden retriever, he’s adorable, he’s gleeful, he probably likes to wrestle and use his tongue.
Good for: Funny guys. The boy from high school who got really hot in college.
“He’s so cute. He’s like the boy next door who was always cute but then he went to college or joined the army or whatever and came home and he’s at the block party with his moms brownies and you suddenly have to do him or you’ll die. Not that I’ve thought about this. Or anything.”